Every year The Secret Society of the Hideous holds its Creepy Cabaret, and every year it’s an enormous success.
Mere mortals cannot attend. Oh no, sirreee. This is for the truly grotesque and its location every year is the best kept secret in monsterland.
This year, back by popular demand, is the outrageously camp but supremely talented Squidge Morrison. His unique blend of jazz and showmanship has transformed him from deep sea hobo to a theatre sell out in just four hundred short years.
Intensely private and notoriously abusive to reporters, Squidge was kind enough to offer us a few words following his standing ovation as the curtain fell.
Sadly we can’t print them. But rest assured he was in fine form.
Gaggle Spencer – Entertainment Writer
The Monsterland Mirror